- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.