- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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