- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Apple hates Blackberry.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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