- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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