- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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