- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats white jizz

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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