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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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