Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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