What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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no rasist joks

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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