- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Go away still nothing to see

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A house comes around the corner.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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