- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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