- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Communism hehe xd

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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