Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A cat playing laser tag.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

knock knock who's there? hope

What do I hate? people

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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