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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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