- Anti Joke

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick