- Anti Joke

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard