What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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