A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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