Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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