What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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