- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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