- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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