- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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