A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Yes

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Hi.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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