why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Women.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

quantum physics?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Apple hates Blackberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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