What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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My spelling is horrible

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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