Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Hello.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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