what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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