A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Yes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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