- Anti Joke

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

i like it in the mouth

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Flowers are colors Love me

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.