Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Golf.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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