What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Blacks

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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