What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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woman's rights

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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