Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

whats brown and sticky a stick

I have cancer. And you're next.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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