Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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