- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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