- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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