- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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