- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A praying mantis is very graceful

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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