Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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David Cameron

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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