What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What does? 42

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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