- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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