-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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