What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Anti Joke

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