- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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