The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A penis walks into a bar..

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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