Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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