- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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