- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what goes boo a sock

Golf.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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