What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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