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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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