- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Neither did she.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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