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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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