- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

womens rights

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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