On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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