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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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