- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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