- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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