- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

knock knock i have diarrhea

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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