- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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