What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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