- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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