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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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