- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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