- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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