- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

my penis

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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