A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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