- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

homosexual rights to marriage

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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