- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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