- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

knock knock come in !

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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