- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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