Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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