- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Ross.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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