- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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