- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man goes to the potty.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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