- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Jimmy Saville

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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