Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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