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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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