- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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