- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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