- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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