- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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