- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

So a bar walks into a man...

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