-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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