- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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