class is canceled. My professor died.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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