Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Sarah Palin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Take part of what?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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