- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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A pope meets another one

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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