- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A hill billy went fishing

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.