Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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