What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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