- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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