- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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