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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

I am a mime

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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