- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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