- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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