Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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