- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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