- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A miserable man committed suicide.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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