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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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