- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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