Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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