- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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