- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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