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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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