Im taking a shit right now.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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