What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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