- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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