- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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