A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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