What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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