I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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I'm rick james bitch

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

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