A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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