How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Tony Romo

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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