- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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