- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

All of these jokes are about white people

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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