A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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vitamin c

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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poo

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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