Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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