- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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