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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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