what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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can you pass the soap?

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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