why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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