- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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