- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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