Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

jd and zach loves vigina

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Adam Chebali is awesome

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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