A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Urban ghettos

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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