- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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