Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Jesus Christ

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Get up Look in the mirror

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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