Black people stink of shite!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Women's Rights

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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