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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

your mom.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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