roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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