roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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men's rights activists

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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