- Anti Joke

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.