Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Knock Knock No solicitors

People...

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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