Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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