- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

i have yougurt mit traktor

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

you see theres this guy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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