Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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