There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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