How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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