- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats worse than suicide? death

a man checks his mypsace

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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